STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
ha. weirdest feeling ever. just wiped my ass with my non-dominant hand. (eating cheeseburger with right one)
Your grandmother is in heaven weeping.
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
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