Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
He didn't speak any English, but I think I caught the word turtle in there somewhere.
Why would he say turtle mid-fuck?
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
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