remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
I just woke up and realized I puked in my boxers WTF.
You stay classy.
The worst part was I forgot until I tried to put them on.
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
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I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
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It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
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