ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
Whoever had sex in my bed during the party last night left a glow in the dark condom on my floor. I'm not even mad anymore, I just want to know who it is so they can tell me where to get one.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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