I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
I could fuck to npr.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
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