If i come over, it means nothing
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
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