the family i'm sitting with looks like the Addams family. Except for the daughter...she looks like Shrek
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
My costume for the end of the world party was a success. Everyone in the ER thought I was there because I got hit by a car when it was actually from alcohol poisoning.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
Help me. My dealer just asked me to have a child with him. Sat me down for a heart to heart "he's almost 40 and losing his shit cause he's single and wants babies" talk. How the fuck am I supposed to feel about this????
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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