We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
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Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
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Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
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