The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
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I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
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Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
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