Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
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After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
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He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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