Dude! wtf happend last nite? I woke up with 2 black eyes and a head ache
You stepped off the curb and face planted the road...twice
Why didnt you hold me up....and why a second time?
I helped you up but figured it was wayy funnier to watch you fall again then lose my buzz....
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
If you think hives from an allergic reaction to lube is funny, remind me to tell you the story about how I got a black eye from masturbating.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
Randomize
