This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
my little sister told my dad she found willy wonka's golden ticket in the backseat of my car. now my dad knows my boyfriend uses magnums.
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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