Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
Just convinced airport security that im sober. All i do is win.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
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