? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
You tried to call the hospital and left a voicemail asking if you could be put on the liver transplant list as a "pre-caution"
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
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