I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
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