is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
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In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
As girls, Bert & Ernie are not very bangable costumes. At least not by who we'd want to get banged by.
I was kidding. But I promise you I'd still find us the most eligible bangables, even if we dressed up like a dumpster and a prom night baby.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
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Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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