Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
When you told me you were coming to my show, I didn't know you were bringing Satan and Brokeback Mountain with you.
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
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i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
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If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
when I die covered in cocaine, hookers, and tequila at 73 years old just remember that I once had a tweet with that many retweets
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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