It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Oh fuck, I messaged a Jack Kerouac poem to a girl I'm trying to sleep with last night at 4am.
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
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