I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
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I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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