Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
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i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
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If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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