Dangr zzzzzzzzone
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
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