Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
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