Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
I showed him my bush... on skype.
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
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