remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
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