Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
and this is why i am such an inspirational person, i am the Joel Osteen of alcoholics.
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
My mom is making me buy a single zucchini, I look like someone who can't afford a dildo
i forgot i changed ur name in my phone to "the situation" so when u texted me i got really excited for a hot second
i thought we decided on me being "the altercation" instead
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
Your penis caused this!
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