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  • I guess your mom didnt want people to think she couldnt afford a dildo either...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 16, 09 at 2:18pm
  • she alrady has a dildo for a son, why does she need the zucchini?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 16, 09 at 3:23pm
  • At least 1:44 said to rinse it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 16, 09 at 2:09pm
  • Her mom must be really wide, or she just wants To make a fishy salad!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 8:56am
  • or a banana if you wanna include the fruit group in this

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 16, 09 at 4:16pm
  • You probably can't afford a dildo, it's time To face the truth

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 16, 09 at 1:07pm
  • pretty sure i still giggle when i see anyone from 16-25 buying a cucumber or zucchini. i refuse to grow up

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 3:46am
  • It's only worse buying two...with a tube of KY.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 16, 09 at 6:00pm
  • Lmao!! Sounds like you played around with food before!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 16, 09 at 2:19pm
  • lol@2:18 i like u :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 16, 09 at 3:16pm
  • Way better than cucumbers, they get limp at room temperature...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 16, 09 at 2:33pm
  • Holy shit I lol'd and sent this to my friend. I love awkward situations:)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 6:50pm
  • first yourself in the ass

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 16, 09 at 1:04pm
  • 

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 16, 09 at 5:28pm
  • Why is the world so perverted these days that even a vegetable has to do with sex?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 9:38am
  • gross@1:44 i feel bad for you

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 16, 09 at 1:59pm
  • Better yet 1:44 stick in the pussy a couple times, then wash it, then serve it to guests and then have a silent laugh.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 16, 09 at 5:26pm
  • 2:33 you would know this how? hahah

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 16, 09 at 3:59pm
  • Hahah I know who this is

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 16, 09 at 10:34pm
  • I feel sorry for the OP if he thinks this is at all funny. Once he gets out of middle school this won't be as funny, I hope

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 16, 09 at 2:02pm
  • Replacing the cucumber for zucchini in your toss salad???

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 4:50am
  • 1:44 ur a dirty nasty bitch and I pray I don't know u!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 16, 09 at 2:07pm
  • EPIC. I am the first?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 16, 09 at 1:03pm
  • I'm going to masturbate with my purple cleopatra .

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 3:34pm
  • No kitty this is my potpie Meow No kitty yo bad kitty! MOM!! KITTYS BEING A DILDO!! Well then I know a certain kitty kitty who's sleeping with mommy tonight!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 9:49am
  • Better to have a zucchini shoved up your hot pussy thsn some salty PRETZELS !

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 2:58pm
  • nothing wrong with a zucchini as a dildo, use it, rinse it, eat it

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 16, 09 at 1:44pm
  • Hey dildos the real ones anyway (not the crap they sell at spencers) are pretty expensive. Anyone who has ever been in a real sex store would know that.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 16, 09 at 1:52pm
  • This was totally sent to me, <3

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 11:09pm
  • No, you look like someone with multiple dildos

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 16, 09 at 4:35pm
  • 9:49 ahaha cartman I watched that episode the other night!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 5:27am