My mom is making me buy a single zucchini, I look like someone who can't afford a dildo
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I guess your mom didnt want people to think she couldnt afford a dildo either...
she alrady has a dildo for a son, why does she need the zucchini?
You probably can't afford a dildo, it's time
To face the truth
Her mom must be really wide, or she just wants
To make a fishy salad!
or a banana if you wanna include the fruit group in this
At least 1:44 said to rinse it.
pretty sure i still giggle when i see anyone from 16-25 buying a cucumber or zucchini. i refuse to grow up
It's only worse buying two...with a tube of KY.
Lmao!! Sounds like you played around with food before!
Better yet 1:44 stick in the pussy a couple times, then wash it, then serve it to guests and then have a silent laugh.
Holy shit I lol'd and sent this to my friend. I love awkward situations:)
first yourself in the ass
i like u :)
Way better than cucumbers, they get limp at room temperature...
Why is the world so perverted these days that even a vegetable has to do with sex?
2:33 you would know this how? hahah
i feel bad for you
No kitty this is my potpie
No kitty yo bad kitty!
MOM!! KITTYS BEING A DILDO!!
Well then I know a certain kitty kitty who's sleeping with mommy tonight!
Hahah I know who this is
I feel sorry for the OP if he thinks this is at all funny. Once he gets out of middle school this won't be as funny, I hope
I'm going to masturbate with my purple cleopatra .
Replacing the cucumber for zucchini in your toss salad???
1:44 ur a dirty nasty bitch and I pray I don't know u!
I am the first?
nothing wrong with a zucchini as a dildo, use it, rinse it, eat it
Hey dildos the real ones anyway (not the crap they sell at spencers) are pretty expensive. Anyone who has ever been in a real sex store would know that.
Better to have a zucchini shoved up your hot pussy thsn some salty PRETZELS !
This was totally sent to me, <3
9:49 ahaha cartman I watched that episode the other night!!!!
No, you look like someone with multiple dildos