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  • 93 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 16, 09 at 2:18pm

    I guess your mom didnt want people to think she couldnt afford a dildo either...

  • 75 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 3:46am

    pretty sure i still giggle when i see anyone from 16-25 buying a cucumber or zucchini. i refuse to grow up

  • 78 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 16, 09 at 3:23pm

    she alrady has a dildo for a son, why does she need the zucchini?

  • 73 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 16, 09 at 1:59pm

    gross@1:44 i feel bad for you

  • 66 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 16, 09 at 5:26pm

    Better yet 1:44 stick in the pussy a couple times, then wash it, then serve it to guests and then have a silent laugh.

  • 63 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 16, 09 at 4:16pm

    or a banana if you wanna include the fruit group in this

  • 68 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 16, 09 at 2:19pm

    Lmao!! Sounds like you played around with food before!

  • 69 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 16, 09 at 2:09pm

    At least 1:44 said to rinse it.

  • 65 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 11:09pm

    This was totally sent to me, <3

  • 68 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 16, 09 at 5:28pm

    

  • 58 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 8:56am

    Her mom must be really wide, or she just wants To make a fishy salad!

  • 63 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 16, 09 at 1:03pm

    EPIC. I am the first?

  • 61 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 16, 09 at 2:02pm

    I feel sorry for the OP if he thinks this is at all funny. Once he gets out of middle school this won't be as funny, I hope

  • 66 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 16, 09 at 1:44pm

    nothing wrong with a zucchini as a dildo, use it, rinse it, eat it

  • 68 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 16, 09 at 1:04pm

    first yourself in the ass

  • 58 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 2:58pm

    Better to have a zucchini shoved up your hot pussy thsn some salty PRETZELS !

  • 58 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 16, 09 at 3:59pm

    2:33 you would know this how? hahah

  • 67 97
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 16, 09 at 1:07pm

    You probably can't afford a dildo, it's time To face the truth

  • 54 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 9:38am

    Why is the world so perverted these days that even a vegetable has to do with sex?

  • 54 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 9:49am

    No kitty this is my potpie Meow No kitty yo bad kitty! MOM!! KITTYS BEING A DILDO!! Well then I know a certain kitty kitty who's sleeping with mommy tonight!

  • 53 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 16, 09 at 3:16pm

    lol@2:18 i like u :)

  • 52 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 16, 09 at 4:35pm

    No, you look like someone with multiple dildos

  • 60 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 16, 09 at 2:33pm

    Way better than cucumbers, they get limp at room temperature...

  • 50 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 16, 09 at 6:00pm

    It's only worse buying two...with a tube of KY.

  • 53 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 16, 09 at 2:07pm

    1:44 ur a dirty nasty bitch and I pray I don't know u!

  • 50 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 4:50am

    Replacing the cucumber for zucchini in your toss salad???

  • 49 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 16, 09 at 10:34pm

    Hahah I know who this is

  • 51 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 3:34pm

    I'm going to masturbate with my purple cleopatra .

  • 53 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 5:27am

    9:49 ahaha cartman I watched that episode the other night!!!!

  • 44 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 6:50pm

    Holy shit I lol'd and sent this to my friend. I love awkward situations:)

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 16, 09 at 1:52pm

    Hey dildos the real ones anyway (not the crap they sell at spencers) are pretty expensive. Anyone who has ever been in a real sex store would know that.