i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
I got propositioned while wearing the bottom half of a horse costume. It's like god is apologizing to me in the strangest of ways.
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
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