just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
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