they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
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incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
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We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
I TAUGHT HER CAT TO SIT. CATS DON'T FUCKING SIT ON COMMAND. BUT THIS ONE DID!
It's basically my crowning achievement.
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