Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
You can make out without kissing
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