No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
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Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
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The squirrels are partying on my roof again. Now they're just rubbing it in that I'm home alone on a Saturday night and they're having orgies.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
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