You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
i just heard the ice cream truck outside while mid-masturbation. i stopped and considered running outside to buy one.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
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not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
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No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
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