he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
He stopped his car in the middle of ongoing traffic to ask me to marry him. Then he got pulled over. Yeah I'd say the slutty Dallas Cowboys costume was a success.
Your hotness may or may not have landed him in jail.
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
Randomize
