did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
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I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
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I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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