do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
You know you're getting old when you pick up hot sorority girls at the bar, and they write down their phone number, and under it 'we're great babysitters!'
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