I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
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True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
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Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
I'm drunk filing my taxes in a bar on a Monday afternoon in a Regular Show onesie. I think I'm starting to get the hang of this whole adult thing.
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
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