let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
Randomize
