I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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