if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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