You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
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