hell yes lets make some ravioli
it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
you have to choose: penises or morals?
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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