last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
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My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
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You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
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