belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
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we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
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Have you ever felt like autocorrect is judging you with its suggested words? Like how it won't suggest certain words until you type in pretty much the entire word, is it just thinking 'No way did this dude use "consent laws" in the same sentence as "17th?" Or is that just me.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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