i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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