so the weed I found in my fridge is actually lettuce. tell jim I need that 5 bucks after all
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
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He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
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I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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