Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
So many bounce houses so little time
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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