You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
Best part of being a cop: When I showed up at Thanksgiving with stitches in my head I could tell them I was "protecting and serving" not "drinking and falling down". Career validated.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
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