is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
Some lady found my secret pooping bathroom at work. Do I fight her Highlander style? I made or may not be fashioning a crude sword from seat covers and toilet paper rolls.
Do it. DO IT. There can be only one.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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