may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
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