grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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