If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
Randomize
