The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
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