We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
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she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
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It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Randomize