wait.. the condom broke. ehh whatever i think im already 2 months pregnant
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Randomize
