we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
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