Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
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Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
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Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
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