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  • 96 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 8:24am

    Fucking weak as piss American light beer should be banned.

  • 85 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 12:30am

    i'm loving the semi colon use. college is paying off somewhat. ha ha ha ha

  • 83 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 8:06am

    PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS

  • 80 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 9:34am

    Try beer j├Ąger skyy Malibu and sonic cherry limaide more beer. Talk about a hangover from hell.

  • 84 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 2:36pm

    But it's the wafer- thin mint that really sets you off

  • 79 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 1:00pm

    So much for: wine before beer, never fear!

  • 72 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 2:40pm

    as long as its red wine, your puke is pink. pink is pretty!

  • 75 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 1:34pm

    Bud Light + Bud Light + Bud Light + Bud Light + Pretzel= good time

  • 76 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 12:32pm

    Bud Light was clearly the problem.

  • 78 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 4:17pm

    Try Rye + Rye + White Wine + Red Wine + Rye + Tequila + Tequila + Tequila + Rye = Puke + Puke +Dry Heave + 10 hour plane ride = 3 Day Hangover

  • 67 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 2:14pm

    good shit illinois keep it classy

  • 73 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 9:21am

    You get an A in math and an F in good ideas

  • 68 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 6:47pm

    been there, done that

  • 63 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 1:41am

    What's a semi-colon? Is that the thing that makes a winky-face? OMG!!! I never knew it had a NAME! /15-year-old snot-nosed preppy bitch

  • 65 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 1:51pm

    Nobody ever texted this... Fake as hell. Copy/paste this until tfln goes back to the old days of real texts and real mods, not just the friends of the staff.

  • 67 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 1:06pm

    are we all trying to brag about who puked the most? nobody cares. puke is puke

  • 62 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 8:17am

    Um try, red wine x 4 plus white wine x 4 plus shot of jack daniels x 3 plus shot of hot damn= major puke haha i feel your pain