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  • Fucking weak as piss American light beer should be banned.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 8:24am
  • Try beer jäger skyy Malibu and sonic cherry limaide more beer. Talk about a hangover from hell.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 9:34am
  • PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 8:06am
  • i'm loving the semi colon use. college is paying off somewhat. ha ha ha ha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 12:30am
  • But it's the wafer- thin mint that really sets you off

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 2:36pm
  • as long as its red wine, your puke is pink. pink is pretty!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 2:40pm
  • Bud Light + Bud Light + Bud Light + Bud Light + Pretzel= good time

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 1:34pm
  • So much for: wine before beer, never fear!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 1:00pm
  • are we all trying to brag about who puked the most? nobody cares. puke is puke

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 1:06pm
  • Nobody ever texted this... Fake as hell. Copy/paste this until tfln goes back to the old days of real texts and real mods, not just the friends of the staff.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 1:51pm
  • Um try, red wine x 4 plus white wine x 4 plus shot of jack daniels x 3 plus shot of hot damn= major puke haha i feel your pain

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 8:17am
  • been there, done that

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 6:47pm
  • Try Rye + Rye + White Wine + Red Wine + Rye + Tequila + Tequila + Tequila + Rye = Puke + Puke +Dry Heave + 10 hour plane ride = 3 Day Hangover

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 4:17pm
  • You get an A in math and an F in good ideas

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 9:21am
  • What's a semi-colon? Is that the thing that makes a winky-face? OMG!!! I never knew it had a NAME! /15-year-old snot-nosed preppy bitch

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 1:41am
  • Bud Light was clearly the problem.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 12:32pm
  • good shit illinois keep it classy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 2:14pm