i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
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look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
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Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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