Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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