Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
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Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
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so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
my hand froze to the top of can of beer cuz i fell asleep outside. i decided to find a way to open the bottom of the can before addressing my severe frostbite. PRIORITIES!
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
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